December 2011
so there's a spider on my wall..
comeonbefree:
i see it and i’m like
and it hears me scream and looks at me like
finally, i get up the nerve to smash it
but i’m always afraid it’ll be like
but it’s not, so i smash it and then i’m like
what now spider?!
so i’m pretty much a badass when it comes to killing spiders.
i flush it down the toilet when im done smashing it because im scared it’ll wake up and come...
Trying to be sexy while laughing
beyoncespam:
Expectation:
Reality:
youngrecklessandstupid asked: hiiiiiii. your an OCer? :3 like stardoll right?
That awkward moment when you think that someone is...
When someone asks 'Wanna know a secret?'
insomniacattackk:
Doing My Math Homework:
Let’s do this! :D
Question one?
Urm, right. Let’s skip that … Question two …?
Three?
Four? Five??
… you know what, I can do this later …
That moment when someone jokes about something...
world-of-lies:
When a guy falls for you:
xoxoillest:
EXPECTATIONS:
REALITY:
look at this fucking seagull
shoutinginwhispers-:
STARING CONTEST TIME
isnorlax:
Expectation:
Reality:
That moment when the school bell rings
This is how people fan themselves:
whereismyridingcrop:
Rich People:
Poor people:
Idiots:
LAUGHING SO HARD.
My Attitude on Valentine's Day
awkwardambition:
When your parents tell you to stop causing a...
teenage-anarchistx:
You’re like:
And your parents look at you like:
So you stop for a minute
And when they look away you’re all like:
when your parents don't like what you're wearing
dropdeadross:
When Trying To Ass Roll
jessicawilson22:
EXPECTATION
REALITY
When your parents used to count to 3 when you were...
profashionall:
Them: “ONE.”
You:
Them: “TWO.”
You:
Them: “THR-“
You:
OKAY OKAY I’M SORRY OH MY GOD
That awkward moment when you are singing the song...
driving-nowhere:
On school picture day
sickgron:
Expectations:
Reality:
When I draw a person,
be-your-teenage-dream-tonight:
annatastic:
elliejandro:
bringmethehairspray:
I draw one eye like this
and another one like this:
LMAO I HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS
fghkj
OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS
The fastest way to tie a shoe.
smilefoorme:
Me on tumblr.
smashleeeatszebras:
chlomanningx:
When I see something really sad. When I see something really funny. When I get anon hate. When I see some fucked up shit. When I see some really hot person. When I see a post that I agree with. When I see a smart post. When I see a picture of puppies. When someone posts a song I like When someone cute/hot follows me. When there’s a tumblr error.
...
when i'm on facebook ..
some bitch writes on your crushes wall:
see he’s dating this bitch:
annoying skank tries to start shit with you over inbox:
horny pedo adds you up:
ugly and uglier are listed as in a relationship:
LaYdeEe.BabyKiss//Bi3berCull3nJonAs* adds you:
scrolling through newsfeed like:
then go on tumblr like:
lol seriously ^.^
Annoying parts of the school day, →
theblackship:
When people walk really fucking slow, and I’m stuck behind them & I’m like
When annoying people speak up in class & I just want to say,
& I also want to do this to them:
When teachers call on me and I don’t know the answer, so I say “I don’t know.” BUT THEN THEY PROCEED TO ASK ME AGAIN AND I WANT TO SAY,
When teachers lecture about the most boring...
When I prove someone wrong...
untitledstoriesofastranger:
When a teacher tells you to stop talking, but it...
cekayntred:
Tickling your pet:
maithalovesyou:
Expectation:
Reality:
That moment when your parents tell you to stay in...
When a teacher tells you that your work isn't...
YOU DO IT THEN!
Going to class: Everyone: Me:
Doing work: Everyone: Me:
Lunch time: Everyone: Me:
Someone tells a joke: Everyone: Me:
Last bell rings on a Friday: Everyone: PARTY TIME Me: TUMBLR ALL NIGHT LOOOOOOONG YEAH
When you find out the person you like is taken.
alyaae:
Actually attempting to do your homework and not...
alyaae:
When your crush LIKES your facebook picture. Your...
alyaae:
In class pretending like I give a shit.
That awkward moment when you accidentally make eye...
heyhihelloworld:
When I go to bed at night…
youngandundecided:
Expectation:
Reality:
My face in every single math lesson I’ve ever had.
Have you ever walked into your room and you're...
my mom..
xoxoillest:
when im asking her to buy me something while were in the mall :
a normal mom:
my mom:
When i got a B on my report card :
a normal mom:
my mom:
When i got an A+ on my report card :
a normal mom:
my mom:
When i got a boy coming over :
a normal mom:
my mom:
When i tell her that i got a boyfriend :
a normal mom:
my mom:
when...
that awkward moment when you don't know if a car...
i’m usually like
That awkward moment when everyone else understands...
drugsdestroylove:
but you still act like you did:
because you’ll just Google it later.
That awkward moment when Mom/Dad starts yelling at...
The fuck did I do?
❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ No one likes me
peyoteprincess:
While walking with your friends...
thatshouldbemestuckinthemoment:
… Cool boys and their friends
… Cool girls and their friends
… You and your friends
When it's late at night ...
ms-basswaldorf:
Your mom tells you to go to sleep :
But you secretly use the computer :
And when you hear footsteps
If I sleep to much, my parents complain.
If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain.
If I eat too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain.
If I’m always in my room, my parents complain.
If I go out too much, my parents complain.
I CAN’T FUCKING WIN.
this.
story of my life ^^
Valentine’s Day: A gif story →
candyjones:
Valentine’s Day: A gif story
Walk around the stores and see all the hearts and stuff like:
but secretly inside you’re like:
See 67837694576985 couples holding hands and walking around:
Then go back to your car and listen to sad music:
and see someone you know:
go home, microwave yourself a meal, and eat it alone like:
Turn on the tv and all that’s airing are...
When you go out with your friends and they're all...
smashbangfusion:
The feeling when you bumped into the corner of a...
suchacompletestranger:
(cookiecaramel)