May 2013
ollivander:
ollivander:
I don’t think my mom knows the new printer is wireless
this is my chance
whatsacanada:
I had a friend once but idk it might have been a stray cat
visualscott:
erifefsolradia:
the tumblr update doesnt work on internet explorer guys
but
are we really willing to stoop that low
roleykatsu:
libyian:
wtf tumblr is so sassy like
I don’t need your attitude, tumblr.
Why is that close button huge are you running Windows 7 Fisher Price edition
bekn:
in my family i’m the ‘computer whiz’ cause i understand that when u open a new window the previous one isn’t gone
i hate when guys say “wow its ssooOO unattractive when girls swear. thats not lady like”
U KNOW WHAT, YOU LITTLE FUCK
ITS NOT ATTRACTIVE WHEN U SCRATCH UR FUCKIN HAIRY NUTS IN PUBLIC
BITCH
mormondad:
getting a boner before marriage is a sin
trick or treat in america: receive candy
trick or treat in australia: "fuck off cunt this isn't america"
meowrailsprite:
animatedcatastrophe:
I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY
PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF
hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself
krvsty:
dont do fun stuff without me
zubat:
Did you hear about the paperboy who was caught masturbating at work? It’s………. all over the news
principatus:
fuck boys but also fuck boys u feel me
bigrnac:
“everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row
aeug:
quit your job were starting an emo band
69shadesofgray:
If my jokes offend you:
I’m sorry
It won’t happen again
1 & 2 are lies
You’re a pussy
heronqueenblues:
“Party In the U.S.S.R.” by Miley Czyrovanjkovich
Not that I am trying to impress you but,
sodamnrelatable:
I eject my USB without safely removing,
lushust:
Australia has 2 weather settings: ‘you’re gonna burn in hell’ or ‘you better build a fucking ark’
by following my blog u are buying urself a ticket for the fun train
