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vinegod:

Serious Injuries May Occur (W/ Tess Gretter) 🔥 by Thomas Sanders



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maxeth:

what the fuck is going on



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humorking:

so today in the dressing room there was this hot guy in his underwear so i decided to take a picture of his bulge and i forgot my fucking flash was on… finish the story yourself



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zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image



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ruinedchildhood:

Freshman Year

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Senior Year

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bellsket:

"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"

shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall



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unclefather:

my ex got mad on facebook when he found out i was seeing someone else and he wrote “i hope he likes your loose pussy” so i commented back and wrote “my vagina is a muscle that will go back to the same size after sex. your penis will never get any bigger.” and now he is messaging me saying “delete that comment now”



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smokingjointswithmileycyrus:

relationship goal: a relationship



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anhonorabledemon:

the fuck is wrong with your hamster

anhonorabledemon:

the fuck is wrong with your hamster



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