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drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”



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effses:

HOW ANGRY DO YOU HAVE TO BE, THOUGH



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cartoongoblin:

I AM LAUGHING WAY TOO HARD AT THIS.

cartoongoblin:

I AM LAUGHING WAY TOO HARD AT THIS.



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fat-birds:

chickenshit:

real birds tweet on twitter

I don’t know why I’m laughing so hard at this :’)



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people-like-anime:

brocks fuckiing eyes ARE YIU SERIYOUS

people-like-anime:

brocks fuckiing eyes ARE YIU SERIYOUS



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“I’m standing too. Now we’re all standing. We’re 5 jackasses standing in a circle”

The most under appreciated Rocket quote in Guardians of The Galaxy (via pokemasterjack)



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flappypussyz:

when you type “fuck” but accidentally put “duck”

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oknope:

what if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again



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fuukaphobia:

Have you ever taken a look at something and thought, “This is it. This is why God doesn’t speak to us. We’ve become monsters. Steve Buscemi in Spy Kids was fucking right.”

fuukaphobia:

Have you ever taken a look at something and thought, “This is it. This is why God doesn’t speak to us. We’ve become monsters. Steve Buscemi in Spy Kids was fucking right.”



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Steve McQueen suffering fools at TIFF 2013 (x)



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